Linda

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 06:48:17 GMT

life is crazy it all moves so damn fast.
my mcat is in like six weeks. i remember thinking when i was a freshman that it was in two years and being scared and thinking last summer oh glad it's not this summer, and it's in six weeks. in a year i'll be applying to medical school. I get to replace "if i get in" with, I did or didn't a definitive answer. You plan all these things and you think in your head cause we're so young, that it is so far away and when it gets there in a tangible distance it's so weird. It's like i swear i'm still shocked to see that sign at the grocery store that says " to purchase alcohol it must be blah blah and whatever" and now it says 1983, that's me!! In six months i'll be living in half way around the world too, and that's crazyy. Six months goes by so fast now too. Its weird now when you look at old pictures of yourself or even of ones from six months ago. I can still remember all this weird stuff about that time, what was going on in my head, or how much i loved that shirt. It seems so far, but in the same way really close. crazy crazy. nice that i randomly update, i've had like four updates in a year.

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 03:51:36 GMT

god bless sweatpants.

happy valentines day.

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 06:49:58 GMT

i love you all!

must love to
- my mom for buying me valentines day socks with hearts on them and a teddy bear holding a pink heart with a red bandanna on. and extra love for her telling me " since valentines is tomorrow they were like 30 percent off" but in way more broken english.
- mike calling me drunk to tell me that i'm going to be a bad mom who leaves her kids outside for a month and makes them kill a dog or something. while leah is going to be a good mom cause she has big boobs to feed kids.
- leah's 16 year old brother for being hot.
- alls of yous, cause i loves yous. and i'm not drunk either! or stoned!

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 02:54:12 GMT

create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

rats!

Wed, 21 Jan 2004 16:04:38 GMT

i forgot to set my alarm this morning and missed my first two classes go lin! hahaha. oh well. not too concerned. i have to go do some research anyways so no biggie. but i am tempted to watch some soaps instead of working on my research paper. as you can see my motivation has gone done the tubes, but i did well last semester so i guess that should keep me going. i didn't call into work tuesday or friday, go me again! and i have a check waiting for me. hahah dude i gotta start going to work the two days i go. it's pretty pathetic. i think i'm gonna quit this summer, since it's slow and i need to make lots of loot for study abroad. my app is due in like two weeks! my recs are beeeeing written, and shizzle. but i gotta like get crack a lackin' on my whole spiel and try to get my ass a scholarship for that shit too. blah! i hate filling out dumb forms so annoying.

i miss my short hair how i only would air dry and put wax in it and it looked nice. blowing out your hair and stuff well is exactly that, blows. but i like the longer hair better as a whole.

piiiiiza!

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 05:15:02 GMT

ah yes.
i sold my book on half.com for eighty dollars. they offered me thirty in the bookstore, i will never sell back to those bastards ever again. the umd bookstore is offically my arch enemy. i will continue to steal snacks though. on my four hour break i had la shish and went shopping. i got cute shirt makes my tits look good, cute shirt that is pefect for the summer, cute tweed mini, and earrings. all for 41 dollars. this combined with me screwing the bookstore, makes me think i would be good at being jewish.

first day of classes wasn't too shabby. physics was borning, neuro was good norman is crazy, he's so funny talking bout how when you email him write the class in the subject line cause he gets so many penis enlargement emails a day and it's hard to sort. apparently we have to email him once a week about anything the weather, whatever. he told us he likes email, he is a funny old man and has crazy mad scientist hair, ha i don't know whatwas better this whole " we normally have two papers, but its my last semester , i'm sure as hell not reading any papers!" or finding him in the woods this summer breaking crap off trees.

p.s as long as r. kelly keeps making them hits, i don't care how many 15 year old girls he does.

Sun, 11 Jan 2004 08:15:59 GMT

highlights.
-remembering the burritos in the pants stories and telling everyone at pancheros.
-black man buying hypnotic at the liqour store , trying to look at my id using the roose of " those are differnt then washintons" and me going, " i'm twenty i know you are looking at it to see how old i am" and him going " damn shawty, you called me on that one. "
-two days of dora!!!

bummer
-near frost bitten toes, snow and bare toes bad idea
-no more mexicali chris for a little bit.

don't fear the reaper but fear the scary dancing gladiator ballerina.

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 18:47:02 GMT

yesterday was good fun.
picked courtney, and maegan up and went to timmy ho's. the re-re's forgot every single thing we ordered, soooo bad and it took them twenty minutes. i showed them who was boss by nailing their curb. the loop was pretty fun. i was sober, but what can i say the music sets me free. the fat guy who is the dj is way better than this other guy who kept making me dance sit down, dance. which made my side hurt, haha i'm outta shape. dora came out whoooray!! katie, dora, courtney and I continued to make fun of this werid dancing gladiator ballerina who danced like olive oil does in popeye, then she tried to dance like a stripper. oh god, so funny. i think i contiuned to say " no you didn't girl stop!" for like a good half hour. and it should be new rule there is only one person who is allowed to dance like a stripper at the loop and everyone reading this should know who it is. tru dat. the ride home was super dorky, with a detailed discussion of how cool it would be to " do it" with the blue eyed soul man justin timberlake. then i got to play with courtney's asian puppies! alrighty off to breakfast!

p.s the darkness is the funnest song in the world to dance to!

Mon, 05 Jan 2004 04:51:57 GMT

boston/new york was good fun.

yay!!

the word " wicked" actually gets used in boston "girl you are wicked hot"
matt pinfield on the train, ahhh get me outta here where am i!!!!
new york style pizza yum.
lotus east i can't explain it but it's so yummy.
the met, a little busy but put me in an art museum i'm happy.
walking through central park on a perfect winters day very woody allen.
opi la paz-itivly nail polish
drooling on brooke on the train
challah bread french toast
the T, i like it.
not buying anything while shopping

boo!!

walking like 12 blocks in heels, while drunk trying desperately to hail a cab and in the process getting filled with ragehol!!
still alergic to all hell to something in the long island area
puking new years day, in the hotel, and at a pilot station.
not eating vietnamese food
not buying anything while shopping

this year i'm going to evolve my look to be great
which will feature me having.
great shoes
great accessories
great hair
and a great ass.

so i'm gonna get my ass in the gym. and try and not keep my hair up and dirty 95 percent of the time. great shoes is already done so yay!

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 05:30:11 GMT

1. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before?
made deans list, randomly hooking up with boys that i never plan on talking to again, went to cali, nyc, boston, cried over a boy.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i didn't make any last year. this years is eat three times a day.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
no

4. Did anyone close to you die?
no, thank you.

5. What countries did you visit?
ha canada?

6. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003?
more chanel. and you know that whole being open thing

7. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
ha i sorta miss what i don't remember from 2003. does that count?

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
i made the dean's list this year!

9. What was your biggest failure?
hmm.... i think i got a 12% on an orgo quiz.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
i got the flu and thought ihad sars like twenty times

11. What was the best thing you bought?
marc jacobs zebra jacket, or chanel bikini.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
me!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
i guess me again

14. Where did most of your money go?
shoes, clothes, mcdonalds fruit and yogurt parfaits

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
traveling

16. What song will always remind you of 2003?
ha i don't know. haha holidae inn by chingy. fet, snoop dogg and ludacris.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you...
i. happier or sadder? happier.
ii. thinner or fatter? same
iii. richer or poorer?same

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
sex!

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
stress

20. How did you spend christmas?
at home, with the telly

22. Did you fall in love in 2003?
no

24. What was your favorite TV program?
the o.c.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
no.

26. What was the best book you read?
ti'm enjoying this elizabeth the 1st biography a great deal

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
hmm... nothing really.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
hmm. i don't know elf was cute, i don't remember anything rocking my world

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
20, i went to canadndndada with maegan christie, jared, met up with shana her friends, and a bunch of people at the loop all kinds of places

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
i'm pretty satisfied with this year

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003?
a little more grown up, simple clothes, with a little more accessories.

34. What kept you sane?
me

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
tom brady, andy roddick, david beckham ha i fancy me some sporty boys.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
my poly sci book was terrible made me angry a whole lotta.

37. Who did you miss?
your mom.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
courtney

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003:
if you don't put your foot down, people will walk all over you. assholes.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"i'm a modern girl, but i fall apart so easily when i put myself in a picture of success..."

come save me stratera!!

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 04:37:18 GMT

i have my genetics final tomorrow last one, and if i get an A on this exam i easily seal my A in the class, but i just have no attention span what so ever. i mean it's just sad. i have been doing two minutes of studying to five minutes of, hmm.. i wonder if those shoes look would cute with that skirt, or hmmm.... i wonder if the dispensary is open tomorrow. i swear i have adult a.d.d. not even funny. i got three more lectures to go through and like then just go back and overhaul and try to really learn this stuff, it's all pretty detailed, and who is the dumb genetists that decided to name all the genes like Lac21 or HIS4, so they become sooo hard to memeorize. damn those people! i'm groggy, i came home from exam which i did pretty well on, and just like passed out for two hours. I haven't pulled an all nighter since i was a freshman and just might tonight, i need this A, i got a B in physics i'm not going to torture myself and figure out by how many little points i missed the B+ , but what can you do. i'm nervous bout my organic lab grade mostly because i knew i was doing well up until two weeks ago i got fucked on the last couple labs, and my exam was just not pretty what so ever. it's all over tomorrow, i know i normally buy myself a celebratory outfit with book buyback money, but i think i'm gonna be good and save that money for boston and stuff. yar!

why i love brooke.

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 05:15:30 GMT

StarzAreFalling (12:13:15 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no
StarzAreFalling (12:13:16 AM): dont be emo
StarzAreFalling (12:13:18 AM): im graudxated\
StarzAreFalling (12:13:21 AM): and i can type
StarzAreFalling (12:13:25 AM): cuz like 100,000 bucks later
StarzAreFalling (12:13:28 AM): i learned how to be on theinternent drunk

ooh la la!

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 01:15:02 GMT

good things.
-ha scamming the chemistry dispensary so that i didn't have to pay for the spin vane i lost, six dollars in my pocket.
- someone giving me a hirsh funnel and a burret funnel, thirty dollars in my pocket.
-the ten minutes of sun i enjoyed.
-barely there underwear on sale 40 percent off and they were 3 for whatever still. double whammy!

bad things.
- getting rocked on my orgo exam
-finding out i'm getting a B in physics, and i have to take the exam now to try and pull of the B+ which is in reach, i'm pretty sure anythign short of a lap dance or all the extra credit on tomorrows conceptual test, and a perfect score on my final.
-every retarded place on the eastside checks your id when you use a credit card, so i actually had to pay for my purchaces at kohls.

best things i've said or thought all day.
-telling prof. allen her exam was hard, and then when she goes they were all from the book, me going " well the book, it smokes crack" all while making the crack smoking motions.
-differnce between expensive chandileery earrings and cheap ones, are the expensive ones are always heavier, but eh i'm cheap.
- dude luther how do you get your shoes so white do you put bags on your shoes or something?

You are Dr. Bunson Honeydew.
You love to analyse things and further the cause of
science, even if you do tend to blow things up
more often than not.

HOBBIES:
Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes,
Recombining DNA to create decorative art.
QUOTE:
"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and
60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will
surge through your body. Ready?"

FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST:
John Cougar Melonhead

LAST BOOK READ:
"Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave
Recipes"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms.

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procrastinator nator.

Wed, 10 Dec 2003 22:52:16 GMT

damn skipper i got no motivation for anything this week i got lab exam tomorrow, possibly a physics final monday, poli sci final tuesday, and genetics exam wednesday and i'm so not concerned. no worry, all lazy... who wants to be my worker bee. buuuuuuuzzz!!! okay, i have no motivation to study for tomorrow's organic lab exam. in my haze of procrastination i even did my makeup, smokey eyes, with green liner, and i don't look crazy! i downloaded lots of mandy moore songs, mandy moore covers elton john it's like my imaginary best friend covering my gay fairy godfather. ha i love her why isn't she my friend. no joke, can't you see me and mandy headin' over to the mall her letting me borrow all her marc jacobs bags, and me trying to sex her hot boyfriend.

ps. i wish the oc was on tonight. chrismakkah!! the best christmakkah ever!!
pps. i'm excited to go to new york and boston for new years!

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 14:40:08 GMT

i heart marc jacobs! i look so cute in my zebra print jacket and jackie o pink sweater this fine morning what can i say i'm a label whore!

ahem.

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 03:27:15 GMT

i need a new shoe rack. i gotta stop buying shoes, it's almost disturbing.
i own a shitload of purses, i am gonna drill like holes into my walls and stick poles in them so i can be like the store cause currently there is a pile about a foot and a half high of purses in my closet.

I have some clothes i am looking to give away if you want any holla.

but coop it's tj!!

Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:07:39 GMT

ha, i'm pretty amused that on my birthday i was apparently dancing on stage by myself with my shirt like rolled up to my bra. i was in disbelief and went No, that didn't happen and laura, tina, brooke, and maegan all nodded their heads and went yesss you did lin.

yesterday. we went to brookes, ate chinese food got semi awesome. an went to TJ!! and uttered the words, " come on maegan ride the linnie rickshaw" and slept in yet another persons bed in my underwear. hha and all three of us ladies spooned.

today i laid some sod, and sewed some of my costume and made the same mistake two times while sewing. ha funny.

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 00:17:09 GMT

nice weekend!

friday.
i got a raise at work!! yayyY!! i'm making double digit dollars for, coming in and leaving as a please, and calling into work several times this summer cause " it was too nice outside".
-went to the cider mill and soul food with the girlies. we are all old women!!
-hung out with double cravens. and her mom said she would let us go to the detroit economic club luncheons with her. which i'm super excited for, since previous speakers included Bill Clinton, George W., Bill Gates. All kinds of exciting, I'm hoping they get a John McCain, cause dude i'm a loser!! getting my picture taken with a former president, or senator for sure my dad would let me get an outfit for that.
-quotealicious " oh man i LOVE salty nuts on top of whip cream!!" - me at ram's horn but talking bout a bananna split.
saturday
-ate cracker barrel waaaay too many times in 24 hour period.
- drunkiness at grandvalley with my favorite kellies.
-telling a guy, " no, Don't give me your number i'm not going to call you"
-Kelly's crawling under the bed, and then jumping up and attacking my head.
- linda in a midrift. (eeek!!)
-realizing bob marley was only good when you were high and 15.and that it's the most repetitive damn music ever.

like hillary says... if you can't do the math get out of the equation.

Tue, 09 Sep 2003 00:06:06 GMT

too much went on today. when i was a trophy wife i got this much activities done in two weeks. Woke up took a shower ( to class that's crazy i know!), i had to make an outfit for school and work, and first attempt at an outift made me look like a retarded libraian schoolteacher so i had to change. I don't mind looking really dirty and lazy, but it's another thing to look like i think i have style and just look plain stupid. right? went to two count em' two classes. my physics prof lookscrazy his eyes pop out of his head and he's a physics prof for god sakes. and then i went to speed writing, i mean genetics. Which is like here are 10 pages of notes copy them down in two seconds. She um and err's 58724873 times an hour even though she is reading directly from her overheads, and she makes genetics which i find really exciting a snoozefest. what a bummer prof. thomas isn't teaching this class. work was alrighty, the boys are funny. Then i ran a million errands, went to bank, got gas, groceries, picked up monogram towels, pay a bill. Ha, i went to cvs and in my craziness. Looked at the In touch weekly with mk and a olsen on it and the headline read " in love" and i thought they seriously meant like they were in love. then i realized i was the biggest idiot in the world. there is a cute boy who works in the pharmacy and he's always a little too nice to me, and i was going to buy some lady products and decided not to since i was picking up birth control pills, and thought he didn't need to know that much about my cooter. I'm trying to resisit a nap and i'm lazy i don't want to prelab. blah!!!

Mon, 08 Sep 2003 03:26:03 GMT

How much do i love hanging out with christie on a regular basis!!!

lots of funny shit happened yesteerday.
-showing maegan how to lap dance and giving one to tina.
- strange girl who kept telling me i really knew how to move and dance made me smoke joint with her.
- look brooke the jew house!!!
- here drink this nail polish remover.
- some guy apologizng for ruining me and maegan's romantic momment. ha.
-lame lame lame frat guys who i made give us a tour of their house and when we tried to give their sorry asses tips on how to get ladies naked in the hottub. So we left, and me telling little freshman boys on the porch " hey you guys thinking of rushing this frat, cause i don't think you are gonna get any pussy if you rush here"
- liking the feeling of spinning while drunk that i thought it was like an amusement park ride
- arrriba arribbaa!!!!

Fri, 05 Sep 2003 03:45:37 GMT

Hillary duff is a pretty smart chick in that so yesterday song she's basically saying " bitch fuck you, i'm not giving you clothes back you fucked me over." i totally agree go hillary keep that guy's shit. Ha i really like that song, i'm so embarassed i think i'm gonna go buy her cd tomorrow, cause i saw on that mtv diary she wants to buy that mercedes jeep, ( the hitlermobile!) and i support that.

hahhaha i'm watching blindate and this guy just said the lie that every asian groupie tells asian girls. " i mean i've dated a lot of asian girls before but it's not out of choice or conscious or anything i mean it just happened that way"

school was alrighty today, i think i need to buy a labcoat, but i get to get it monogramed! so i guess that's okay, but i think trying to find an attractive labcoat is like an oxymoron. i got to hang out with my bestfriend in the whole world today and we ate falafel and sharwarmamamrmmra or whatever and baklava. yum yum. looked at shoes, and she told me that her mom has all kinds of whorey shoes for me from the seventies that she can't walk in. ssssssscoore. i love shooooooesss ( think goldmember!).

Thu, 04 Sep 2003 01:36:25 GMT

my marc jacobs zebra print coat is being tranfered from another store for me, i can just feel it flying home to mommy!!! my momogram towels look hot, but i had them redo it for me cause it was a little snagged in a couple places, i have to wait some more. boo!!! I met with the mark lady today and am selling mark. Go to meet mark.com if you want to look at the stuff online. and i have magalogs!! i think i'm gonna put my order in a week or so.

tomorrow i go to school. so sad. i talked so some fourty year old man at nino's about how we were sad that the summer was over, all that over deli meat.

Fri, 29 Aug 2003 16:31:36 GMT

I don't have to go to work today. I might go to pick up my check, but i'm lazy and it's far!

I feel pretty good even though i got a little tipsey um drunk yesterday.

Tomorrow is maegans birthday!!!
and here's why i love maegan.

In the parking lot of the stick...
me " i'm gonna take my bra off"
maegs. " umm. wait till you get to the car lin"
me while holding my bra in hand " No dude, it's nude you can't see it"
maegs " dude it's nude not invisible!"

stay out da bushes.

Fri, 29 Aug 2003 06:21:27 GMT

I'm pretty awesome right now. We got high in the parking lot of the stick and so when i went inside i was all paranoid! nthen i continuded to get drunk. awesome whatever. i'm hungry but too lazy to make food. this is how you stay svelt. maegan drove me home and ih ad to pee so bad i was forced to pee in some parking lot off street off mound leanin' against maegans car. I think i'm suppossed to be up early tomorrow to go to the cracker barrel labor day porch sale, and eat breakfast with my sister. hahahahahahahahahaha i'm like 1000 years old . yada ybybybabab eww.w.w mesquito in my room i hat ethose things even though they don'ts like to bit me. this is my last thursday of freedom i have class next thusday and i have two friday classes all semester~!!! what a bitchass bummer boomafoo. eww gross guys tried to hit on dora and me as a pair tonight. ewww. like now one asian, but two asiana.ss shawhwhahahwhhwat how can a icky boy with yellow fever resisit. fucker. bitch bahalhala

the wiggity wiggity wiggggity wack.

Thu, 28 Aug 2003 05:01:16 GMT

if your name is dora, you should of came over cause i made a million mini spring rolls today. suckakkakakaka. if your name is dora i'm excited to get to hang out with you for the first time now that you are a michigander!!

if your name is maegan your birthday is saturday, and you and me will both have monogram towels. how special!!

if your name is brooke you are just jewish. ha jesus rules!